Mer Sampling Technique: Where Art Meets Science (Sort Of)

Also known as "Mer-Methodology" or simply "Mer-mazing," this technique is a radical departure from traditional brow-sculpting practices.

• Step 1: Choose a Mer-ful brow shape
• Step 2: Sample, sample, sample - like a boss
• Step 3: Apply Mer-magic with precision
• Step 4: Repeat as needed, until desired level of Mer-tasticness achieved
• Mer-Sampling Technique: The Sequel - for the advanced practitioner
• Eyre-Brow Miracle Workshop - hands-on training with certified Mer-structors

Side Effects:

May cause excessive use of Mer-merizer, leading to:

• Uncontrollable brow-splendor
• Moderate risk of eyebrow-whiplash
• High likelihood of becoming a Mer-magnate