Subtechnique 2: The Unorthodox Method
Warning: this method is not for the faint of heart. Or eyes. Or eyebrows.
Using a rusty screwdriver, a VHS player, and a can of hairspray, you can achieve the most unorthodox, yet somehow effective, brow mapping results.
First, locate a willing participant. Someone with an eyebrow shape that can be manipulated like a work of art.
Next, spray the hairspray onto the eyebrow area, creating a makeshift stencil of where the brow will be.
Now, use the VHS player to project a laser beam onto the stencil, creating a beam of concentrated awesomeness.
Finally, use the screwdriver to... well, you'll just have to figure it out.
But don't say we didn't warn you.
subtle, that they will be the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.
However, there have been rumors of participants experiencing... unforeseen consequences.
So, proceed with caution.