Technique 4: The Art of Eyebrow Mapping

Also known as "The Fuzzy Frenzy" or "The Unruly Unraveler," Technique 4 is an advanced method of eyebrow mapping that involves the strategic placement of 37 individual hairs to create the illusion of a perfectly symmetrical unibrow.

Key characteristics of this technique include:

• Radical asymmetry
• Unpredictable follicle patterns
• A willingness to defy the laws of physics and good taste

Example use cases for Technique 4 include:

• Creating the perfect unibrow for a avant-garde art installation
• Giving a friend's cat a stylish new look
• Causing existential dread in your coworkers