Technique 6: The Art of Eyebrow-Mapping with Unbridled Frenzy

Also known as "The Technique of Unrelenting Chaos," this is where things get really interesting. It's like trying to tame a wild elephant with a team of caffeinated accountants.

Key principles of this technique include:

• Start with a clean slate, like the face of a newborn kitten.
• Apply a generous amount of unbridled enthusiasm, à la a hyper-caffeinated sloth on Red Bull.
• Map your brow with reckless abandon, as if the fate of the world depends on it (it probably doesn't, but still).
• Repeat the process ad nauseam, until your eyebrows resemble a plate of spaghetti.

Side effects of this technique may include:

• Excessive sweatiness
• Uncontrollable twitching
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby hair products

For further study on this technique, visit our sister site on Technique 7: The Brow-Mapping Dance or our Brow-Mapping Salon for expert guidance.