Method 9: The Brow-scope

In this revolutionary technique, we map the contours of your forehead with an unprecedented level of precision. It's like a topographic map, but for your face.

Using a combination of advanced trigonometry and pure, unadulterated rage, our team of expert fore-head cartographers will plot the exact shape and size of your brow.

But don't just take our word for it! View our results and see for yourself the breathtaking accuracy of the Brow-scope.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Method 10: The Brow-ographer, where our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will attempt to map your brow while reciting the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" in iambic pentameter.