Forehead Tagger Services: We're Not Bad, We're Just Misunderstood

Here's what some of our clients have to say about us:

"Forehead Tagger Services: where a good time is always 'fore' the mind." - John D.
"I was skeptical at first, but now I'm a forehead tagging convert. Don't @ us." - Karen G.
"Forehead Tagger Services: because who needs opposable thumbs, am I right?" - Bob D.
"Forehead Tagger Services: it's like a punchline with a punchline. I'm here for the free t-shirt." - Dave M.

Why aren't we better? Let's tag into it.

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