Forehead Implants: Because Your Brain Wasn't Enough

Welcome to Forehead Implants, where we help you upgrade your cognitive abilities with the most advanced, non-invasive, totally-not-at-all-invasive forehead implants in the galaxy.

Our team of highly trained, slightly-irradiated neurosurgeons will implant a state-of-the-art chip into your forehead, granting you:

• Enhanced memory recall for those hard-hitting poker nights
• Improved focus for those long, grueling Netflix binges
• Unparalleled ability to remember your spouse's name (for the first 5 minutes)

Our implant comes in three stylish flavors: