Forehead Implants Installation Guidelines

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to install these implants yourself. You will likely end up with a face full of blood and a forehead that's more lumpy than a freshly fallen snowman.

Step 1: Prepare for Liftoff

• Don a pair of Pre-Surgery Suit to minimize collateral damage.
• Consult with your doctor to determine the optimal Implant Orientation.

Step 2: Implantation Protocols

• Insert implant into forehead via Standard Forehead Implantation Method (SFIM).
• Monitor for Side Effects such as excessive sweating, spontaneous combusting, or an uncontrollable urge to recite 18th-century poetry.

Post-Operation Protocols

• Follow a strict regimen of Forehead Implantation Recovery Routines to minimize scarring and promote optimal implant integration.
• Participate in Forehead Implant Support Groups to connect with fellow forehead-implanted individuals.

Remember, a forehead implant is a lifelong commitment. Don't say we didn't warn you...