Warning: Our internships are not for the faint of heart. They are for the bold, the fearless, and those who can handle the crushing despair of working for free.
We're not looking for people who will "learn and grow" or "gain valuable experience." We're looking for people who will do whatever it takes to get a paycheck.
If you're still interested, click below to apply:
Don't bother applying, we've already received 100 applications from the most qualified individuals. Just kidding, we haven't, but wouldn't you want to?
Disclaimer: By applying, you agree to give up any semblance of hope and dignity. Don't @ us.