A: It's a revolutionary new way to communicate. Just tap on your forehead, and we'll send your thoughts directly into the minds of the people you're trying to reach!
A: Our team of highly trained forehead-tappers will tap away with precision and accuracy, ensuring that your message is delivered with utmost clarity.
A: Absolutely! Our forehead-tappers are insured, bonded, and have all necessary vaccinations. They'll tap away with reckless abandon, leaving no forehead unscathed.
A: Our standard tapping service takes approximately 3-5 taps, depending on the complexity of the message. Rush service is available for an additional 50% fee.
A: No, once the forehead-tappers have been dispatched, there's no turning back. But don't worry, our cancellation policy is here for your perusal.
A: Of course! For an additional $5 per tap, we'll add extra emphasis to your message. Just click here to learn more.
Stay tapped, folks!