Welcome, fellow tap enthusiasts! TapTapTapper's one-on-one tap sessions are the perfect way to take your tapping game to the next level. By participating in these sessions, you agree to the following terms:
ARTICLE I: Tapping is Serious Business
We, TapTapTapper (hereinafter "TapTap"), reserve the right to tap with the utmost enthusiasm and vigor at all times. Any attempts to tap less than 100 taps per minute will be met with stern disapprobation.
ARTICLE II: No Tapping for Fun (But Also For Fun)
TapTapTapper's tap sessions are conducted in a serious and professional manner, except when they're not. We reserve the right to burst into spontaneous tap-alongs, sing tap-themed songs, or simply tap for the sake of tapping.
ARTICLE III: Tapping on Other People's Stuff Not Allowed
Unless explicitly permitted by your tap session partner, tapping on other people's stuff is strictly forbidden. This includes, but is not limited to, their tables, their phones, their keyboards, or their faces.
ARTICLE IV: No Tapping on the Weekend
TapTapTapper's tap sessions are conducted Monday through Friday, 9am to 5pm, except on leap years when we may tap on Saturdays and Sundays as well. Don't even think about tapping on the weekend, or we'll have to send you to Tapping Rehabilitation Center.
See Article V for more information on Weekly Tap Quotas
What to Do When Tapping Gets Boring
ARTICLE V: Weekly Tap Quotas
tap_quota = 1000 taps * (days_worked / 5)
tap_quota *= 2 if tap_session_partner is a certified TapTapTapper Master Tapper
tap_quota -= 100 if tap_session_partner is a certified TapTapTapper Novice Tapper
By tapping, you agree to these terms and conditions. If you're still unsure, just tap along and we'll figure it out as we go.