Welcome to the Forehead Tappings Warranty Corporation, where we tap into your forehead for all your warranty needs.
Tap, tap, tap, it's all we do.
We warranty tap, tap, tap.
Our tap-tastic team will tap your forehead with the utmost care.
"I never knew my forehead could be so tapped." - John D.
"The Forehead Tappings Warranty Corporation has tapped my forehead and I'm feeling great!" - Jane S.