Warning: The following instructions may cause permanent forehead damage. Proceed with caution.
Tapping a cookie with the forehead is a delicate dance of precision, a ballet of crunch. To begin, locate a cookie with an irregular surface, preferably one that has been sitting in the pantry for 3+ days.
Step 1: Locate the Cookie's Soft Spot
Identify the cookie's softest spot, usually found near the edge where the cookie has been warmed by the gentle touch of the sun.
Step 2: Position the Tapping Tool
Position a spoon or chopstick near the soft spot, angled like a miniature hammer.
