Micro Cookie
Small Cookie
Medium Cookie
Large Cookie
Warning: The cookie sizes below are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
| Cookie Size | Side Effects |
|---|---|
| Micro Cookie |
May cause existential dread, questioning of one's life choices, and a sudden urge to eat an entire pizza by itself. |
| Small Cookie |
May lead to a mild case of cookie envy, prompting the sufferer to seek out larger cookies. |
| Medium Cookie |
May induce a sense of cookie balance, but beware of the impending cookie crash. |
| Large Cookie |
Will likely trigger a full-blown cookie addiction, but hey, it's worth it. |