We, at Forehead Tappings, LLC, do not provide medical care. We also do not provide non-medical care. In fact, we don't provide any care at all. We just tap your forehead. Repeatedly. And with varying degrees of force.
Our team of highly trained, yet completely unqualified, professionals will tap away with reckless abandon, all while wearing these fancy suits that we're pretty sure are supposed to be for doctors, but might as well be for accountants.
Please note that our services are not intended for anyone with a history of brain damage, concussions, or other head-related issues. Or for anyone with a particularly sensitive skull.
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