Phase 1: The Great "Who's Turned Down the Lights?" Debacle

Welcome to Phase 1 of our Dispute Resolution process. We're still trying to figure out whose turn it is to turn down the lights. It started with a disagreement over whose turn it was to do the dishes, and somehow escalated into a full-blown, intergalactic crisis. We have reason to believe that someone, probably Bob, turned down the lights, but we can't quite recall why.