Senseless Tapping Techniques

For when you have a forehead and a hammer, but not much else.

Are you tired of just tapping your foot or a surface with no apparent sense or purpose? Look no further! This is the ultimate guide to tapping your way through life.

Here are the top 5 prophets of desparation:

1. Tap of Folly - The art of tapping with reckless abandon, as if the world may end at any moment.
2. Tap of Frustration - For when you're stuck on a problem that's been solved, but you still need something toประก
3. Tap of Elegance - A delicate tap for when you want to look stylish, yet still convey your sense of urgency.
4. Tap of Exasperation - For when you've tapped all you can, but still nothing's getting done.
5. Tap of Utter Futility - The tap that says, "I've given up, and so should you."

And for the truly lost, try 6. Tap of Absolute Ineptitude!

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