Forehead Tappers, We Have No Idea Who You Are

Our privacy policy is as follows: we have no idea who you are, what you want, or what you've tapped into your forehead with. But hey, that's not the point! The point is, we're not collecting any of your personal information. Unless... you've tapped our "I'm a human being" button, in which case, we might send you some unsolicited offers for a good time. Or a good therapist.

What We Know (Spoiler: Not Much) | What We Won't Tap (Spoiler: Our Lips Are Sealed)

By tapping "submit" on this site, you agree to our non-existent terms of service. Don't worry, we won't tap your account. Unless you've tapped the "tap my account" button. In which case, we'll just... never mind.