Warning: Our Cookies are Lethal
We, at Cookie Tapping Cafe, take the privacy of our patrons very seriously. Our cookies are not just delicious, but also highly addictive. We use them to track your every move, but we promise not to judge you too harshly.
By visiting our website, you are hereby agreeing to our terms and conditions, which include but are not limited to:
- We will follow you to your home and tap your cookies for research purposes.
- We will share your cookie-tapping data with our sponsors, who are all experts in cookie-related fields.
- We will not be responsible for any cookie addiction or cookie-related injuries sustained on our premises.