Cookie Tapping Side Effects
Warning: Cookie tapping may cause:
- Excessive happiness
- Uncontrollable urges to eat more cookies
- Increased likelihood of spontaneous outbursts of singing "Whoopiee!"
Side effects may vary in intensity based on individual cookie-tapping frequency and duration. Prolonged cookie tapping may lead to:
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Irreversible cookie crumbs in keyboard crevices
- Unstable relationships due to neglect of personal and professional responsibilities
Consult a doctor or a therapist before starting a cookie tapping regimen.
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