Cookies Exception Policy

We're Not Sorry, We're Not Sorry (But We'll Still Track You)

We, the rulers of the interwebs, have deemed the following cookies to be exempt from our usual no-tracking-you-when-you-don't-want-to-be-tracked policy:

1. Cookie of the Ancients

This ancient cookie has been around since the dawn of time (or at least since 1998). It's old, it's dusty, it's got a bad case of the vapors.

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2. Cookie of the Unwashed Masses

This cookie is used to track the browsing habits of people who still use Internet Explorer 6. Don't worry, it's not like we're judging you or anything.

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3. Cookie of the Overly-Attached

This cookie is used to track the browsing habits of people who can't stop checking their email. We're not saying you're one of them, but... actually, we are.

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