As a token of our appreciation, we offer our most loyal customers a special cookie policy exemption. This allows you to enjoy an extra cookie with every purchase, and also grants you the right to use our website in a non-standard, yet somehow still functional, way.
Well, it means that if you're someone who's been with us for a while, and have shown us that you're not completely terrible, then we'll give you a cookie. A cookie of your choice, even! But don't get too excited, it's not like we're giving you a unicorn or anything.
This exception also applies to the following behaviors:
Simply click the claim your cookie link below.