Privacy Policy for Those Who Tap Their Foreheads in the Dark

At Forehead Tappings, we value your right to tap your forehead in the dark. Our website uses cookies to track your tapping habits, but we promise not to judge you.

We collect data on:

• Frequency of tapping: We measure how often you tap your forehead in a given day.
• Tapping intensity: We record the force of your taps, from gentle scratches to full-on forehead-pounding.
• Favorite tapping locations: We log where you tap, from the standard "I'm trying to remember something" spot to the more exotic "I'm trying to dislodge a pesky fly" area.

We use this data to:

• Develop personalized tapping recommendations: Our algorithms will suggest tapping schedules tailored to your unique needs.
• Improve our tapping-based services: With your data, we'll refine our forehead-tapping algorithms to make them more efficient and effective.

If you're worried about your forehead-tapping privacy, just remember: you're already tapping your own forehead in the dark, so what's a few more cookies?

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