What Do We Collect?
We collect everything. Everything. Your browsing history, your search queries, your deepest fears and desires. We even collect the contents of your fridge, because let's be real, who needs a lock on their fridge, anyway?
Our collection methods are as follows:
- Server logs
- Cookie crumbs
- Browser extensions
- Facial recognition software
- A team of highly trained analysts with an encyclopedic knowledge of your personal habits.