Forehead Tappings

The art of tapping your forehead to signal your intellect and wit.

Forehead Tappings is a lost art form, a forgotten relic of a bygone era.

But fear not, dear reader, for we are here to revive this most noble pursuit.

Tapping Techniques

The Gentle Tap: A delicate tapping of the forehead, often used for subtle signaling.

The Insistent Tap: A firm and resolute tapping, often used for dramatic effect.

The Frenetic Tap: A rapid and chaotic tapping, often used for emergency situations.

Tapping is not just a physical action, but a social construct with deep implications.

It is a way to signal to others that you are intelligent, witty, and cultured.

But beware, for the wrong kind of tapping can be misinterpreted as aggression or boredom.

We celebrate Forehead Tapping Day on the spring equinox, a time of renewal and rebirth.

Join us in our annual Forehead Tapping Festival, where we tap our way into the new season.