Sock Identification Protocol

Section 4: Sock Identification

Welcome to the Sock Identification Protocol, where we sort the socks from your laundry basket into neat little piles.

Step 1: Sort by Color

• By Color
• By Fuzzy-ness

Step 2: Sort by Material

• By Material
• By Odor

Step 3: Sort by Sock Shape

• By Sock Shape
• By Superiority

And so forth.