This technique involves tapping the sides of your forehead with a spoon, while simultaneously whispering your deepest fears to the empty space above your eyebrows.
Warning: may cause unintended side effects, including but not limited to: eye strain, headaches, and a strong desire to never speak to anyone again.
Side Tapping SpoonsThis technique requires you to tap the top corner of your forehead, while visualizing a tiny, invisible ninja star slicing through the space between your eyebrows.
Warning: may cause increased focus, decreased sanity, and a heightened sense of self-awareness.
Advanced Ninja TrainingThis technique is for the truly experienced. It involves tapping every possible point on your forehead, while reciting the alphabet in reverse.
Warning: may cause permanent damage to your sense of rhythm, coordination, and possibly your social life.
Advanced Alphabet RecitationRemember, practice these techniques in private, lest you wish to be ostracized by society.