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Balthazar McFartnose, Esq.

Expert in Extreme Ironing

Specializes in ironing out the wrinkles in your soul.

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Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Expert in Procrastination and Doing Nothing

Has written extensively on the art of finding creative excuses for why the couch is not a work surface.

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Zoinky LaPierre, BSc.

Expert in Extreme Pajama Wear

Has worn theประก same pajamas for 37 days straight and lived to tell the tale.

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