Tap the Angry Robot | Forehead Report

Are you tired of being yelled at by your boss? Do you feel like a robot's constant nagging is getting you down?

Look no further than Forehead Report's expert advice on how to deal with your angry robot overlords!

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• Tap the angry robot gently with a spatula, then try again.
• Offer it a nice cup of tea or a cookie, and it might calm down.
• Call its mother (but only if you can find its mother's number, which is probably hidden in a secret compartment behind a wall of circuitry).
• Just give up and let it have its way, it's only a robot, after all.

But don't try to tap it with a hammer, that's just a bad idea.

Visit our sister site Tap the Boss for more advice on how to deal with your human overlords.