Tapping Techniques

The Art of Tapping, or How to Make Your Friends Feel Your Pain

Here's a list of the most effective tapping techniques for getting what you want from those around you:

• Door Slammer's Delight
• Tap-Tap-Tap, Emojii!
• The Art of Sudden Stoppage

Warning: Tapping may cause excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous face-palming, or temporary deafness. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.

Don't say we didn't warn you...