Technique #6: The Fumbly Tap

The Fumbly Tap is an advanced technique for tapping out a rhythm on a flat surface, while simultaneously fumbling for your keys.

It requires a delicate balance of coordination, dexterity, and a pinch of desperation.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

  1. Locate your target surface.
  2. Position your hands in a fumbly grip.
  3. Tap out a rhythm, while fumbling for your keys.
  4. Repeat steps 1-3, ad infinitum.
Take it to the next level with Technique #7: The Fumbly Tap Extreme! Or, try Technique #8: The Fumbly Tap of Doom!