Hammer Tap 101

The Art of Smoothing Out Your Frustration

Warning: this course is not for the faint of heart.

Hammer tapping is an ancient art form that requires patience, dedication, and an extensive collection of hammers.

Step 1: Choose Your Weapon

Claw Hammer: For delicate work, like tapping on tiny bird eggs
Fin Hammer: For, well, finer work. Like tapping on tiny bird eggs with a little more finesse
Rubber Mallet: For when you need a soft, non-abrasive tap that won't damage anything (except your ego)

Step 2: Find Your Rhythm

Develop a consistent tap-to-strike ratio. Practice tapping on different surfaces: wood, metal, glass, and of course, tiny bird eggs

Finding Your Rhythm is key to mastering the art

Step 3: Master the Art of Distraction

Tap, tap, tap. Distract yourself from the world's problems with the soothing sounds of hammer tapping.

Tapping for Stress Relief has been proven to increase productivity and decrease existential dread.

Bonus Material: Tapping on Tiny Bird Eggs 101

For the advanced practitioner, a special bonus section on tapping on the world's most delicate objects.