Mastering the Ancient Art of Mind Control Tap

Located in a secret underground bunker beneath the streets of Tokyo, our team of highly trained Forehead Tappers has developed a revolutionary new technique for bending reality to their will.

Using a unique blend of ninja training, hypnosis, and advanced neuroscience, we can tap your forehead with unparalleled precision, implanting suggestions that will make you:

• Believe you're a chicken
• Love the sound of elevator music
• See the world in neon pink
• Suddenly develop a passion for 1980sæk

Our Techniques

The Mind Control Tap consists of three distinct phases:

1. Phase 1: The Tap of Subjugation: Our Forehead Tapper gently taps your brow with an intricately crafted tap stick, implanting a suggestion of subservience in your brain.
2. Phase 2: The Tap of the Ancients: A more vigorous tap, this phase awakens the primal urge to perform ancient rituals, such as the Dance of the Golden Toes.
3. Phase 3: The Tap of Transcendence: Our most advanced technique, where we tap your brow so hard, so fast, and so precisely that you'll see the world in a whole new light... literally.

Don't just dream of being in control, Phase 1 is just a tap away.

Or, for the truly brave, Phase 2 awaits.

But, be warned, Phase 3 is not for the faint of heart, or click here if you dare.

Disclaimer: results not guaranteed. Void where prohibited. May cause dizziness, confusion, or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.