Tapping Techniques for the Uncoordinated

The art of tapping is a lost art, much like the art of being interested.

Below, you'll find the most underwhelming tapping techniques:

The Finger Tap

Tap your fingers on a surface with reckless abandon, as if you're trying to summon a spirit or two.

• Start with a firm grip and a closed fist.
• Tap with the heel of your hand, applying pressure with a 4/5 ratio.
• Repeat, ad infinitum.

Don't forget to take a selfie while doing this. You never know when you'll become famous for your unique tapping style.

More techniques:

• The Technique of Disgust
• Tap Dancing for Beginners (a.k.a., The Fumbly Tap)