Forehead Report Vol 1 Issue 1 Page 4

Important Forehead News

We are pleased to announce that the Forehead has officially reached a critical mass of 47.5 inches in diameter.

This is a major milestone, marking the 1st time in recorded history that our collective foreheads have achieved such impressive proportions.

As a result, we will be introducing a new line of Forehead-themed merchandise, including Forehead-shaped keychains, Forehead-patterned socks, and Forehead-printed tote bags.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!

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