We are pleased to announce that the Forehead has officially reached a critical mass of 47.5 inches in diameter.
This is a major milestone, marking the 1st time in recorded history that our collective foreheads have achieved such impressive proportions.
As a result, we will be introducing a new line of Forehead-themed merchandise, including Forehead-shaped keychains, Forehead-patterned socks, and Forehead-printed tote bags.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!