Forest Frequency 101: The Official Guide to Talking like a Tree

Learn how to speak like a tree in no time with this easy-to-follow guide!

The Basics

First, you gotta understand the root of the matter. Get it? Root? Ahh, nevermind.

Want to impress your fellow trees with your advanced forest speak? Try incorporating some of these fancy tree phrases:

With these tips and tricks, you'll be the tree's coolest cat in the forest!