Welcome, weary traveler, to the Forest Bathing Resort, where the trees grow tall and the accommodations are cozy. But, if you're looking for a more... shall we say, "authentic" experience, we have Underground Bungalows.
Our underground abodes are hand-dug by expert gnomes, with thick, damp walls that'll make you feel like you're sleeping in a cave. And the best part? The rent is short! Only 500 clams a night, plus tax.
So, come for the trees, stay for the tunnels. We have: