Forest Bathing: Terms of Service

By visiting this website, you are entering a virtual forest where trees have feelings and opinions.

You are required to respect the trees. They are sensitive.

Forest Bathing Etiquette

1. Do not litter. The trees are easily upset.

2. Do not wear perfume. The trees have allergies.

3. Do not take selfies with the trees. They are not interested in becoming internet-famous.

Forest Bathing is a registered trademark of Tree Rights Association. All rights reserved.

FAQ Note: This is a satirical take on the popular practice of forest bathing, where visitors are humorously "required" to respect and consider the feelings of the trees.