Welcome to the Forest of Doom!

Where the trees are as treacherous as the trolls that roam within.

Warning: do not venture forth without a map, a compass, and a strong sense of irony.

Popular attractions include:

• Lost in the Jungle - A 3-hour trek through the underbrush with no guarantee of return.
• Spiders of Doom - Where eight-legged creatures await with an unending supply of webs.
• Abandoned Lighthouse - A beacon of hope or a symbol of futility, we're not sure.

Remember, in the Forest of Doom, it's always darkest before the next terrible thing happens.