Forest Gymnastics: Meditation Mountain

Welcome to the Meditation Mountain, where the air is thick with the scent of incense and the sound of gentle chimes. Come for the zen, stay for the crippling existential dread.

• Mindful Mangling - Where we'll guide you through the art of de-constructing your thoughts, piece by piece, like a delicate, mental origami.
• Forest Frenzy - A high-energy session of forest bathing, where you'll be forced to navigate a maze of overgrown branches and question the meaning of life.
• Quiet Quakes - A series of gentle, meditative tremors designed to awaken your inner earthquake.

Remember, the journey is not about reaching the top, but about the view from the bottom.