Paradoxical Squirrel Solutions

We specialize in finding creative solutions to squirrels' most absurd paradoxes.

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Latest Solution: The Squirrel-Verse Paradox

In this case, our team of experts used an innovative combination of acrobatic ninja training and temporal displacement to resolve the paradox.

Results were mixed, but 87% of the time, the squirrels forgot what they were arguing about.

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