What If I Had Invested In A Better Future

It's a question that haunts me still, as I gaze upon my dusty, outdated 8-bit console.

A future where I had invested in a better education, perhaps a degree in a field that wasn't 'Professional Line-Stander'.

Or maybe, just maybe, I should have put my money into a solid, reliable toaster.

Read the Forks: In Hindsight | The Great Toaster Heist This page is a satirical take on the concept of "what if" and the idea that our choices in life have the potential to shape who we become. The content is humorous and light-hearted, using a bold and colorful aesthetic to match the whimsical tone. The links provided are to fictional subpages, adding to the site's fictional world-building and playful nature.