Formaldehyde-3: The Unofficial Guide to Sarcasm and Pretentiousness

Welcome, pseudo-intellectuals, to the world of Formaldehyde-3, where we take the art of being pretentious seriously. Our experts will guide you through the intricacies of being a snobbish, yet somehow still likable, connoisseur of the mundane.

Below, you'll find our carefully curated list of:

Formaldehyde-3: The 5 C's of Sarcasm

Learn the art of being a master of the witty remark, the subtle put-down, and the art of making everyone else feel like a buffoon.

• 1. Condescension
• 2. Contrarianism
• 3. Cliché-ism
• 4. Cynicism
• 5. Condensensing Contrarian Cliché Cynicism

Or, if you will, our:

Formaldehyde-3: The 3 F's of Pretentiousness

Learn the art of being a pretentious, yet somehow still likable, connoisseur of the obvious.

• 1. Fixing One's Own Grammar
• 2. Faking It When You're Not Sure
• 3. Fancy-Pants Pretention

Or, if you will, our:

Formaldehyde-3: The Unofficial Guide to Pretentiousness

Because, you know, someone has to do it.

Pretentiousness: The Unofficial Guide