Socks in Space: The Baffling Case of the Disappearing Toes

Warning: This is not a list of socks that have been lost on Earth. It's a list of socks that have vanished in the cosmos.

Known Sock Incidents:

Galaxy Xylophone's Sock 314

Last seen: Andromeda Galaxy, orbiting a Black Hole

Description: A lone Argyle sock, last worn by Zorvath, the infamous space smuggler.

Related: Space Smuggler's Story

Neutronic's Missing Match

Last seen: Neptune's moon, Triton

Description: An argyle-and-stripes patterned sock, belonging to the Neutronic Space Agency's top scientist.

Related: The Neutronic Conspiracy

Comet's Fuzzy Friend

Last seen: Comet's tail, near the Kuiper Belt

Description: A fuzzy, pastel pink sock, belonging to a lost space explorer.

Related: The Lonely Space Traveler's Tale

Still missing: 427 socks and counting...

Help us solve the case: Contact the Authorities