Welcome to Lost and Found, where the lost items are as plentiful as the lies on your aunt's resume!
Today's Special: A VHS player that plays nothing but the Macarena on repeat.
Found: A single, unfulfilled promise from our beloved CEO to actually do his job.
Lost: A sense of hope in the face of bureaucratic red tape.
Want to find out more? Click here! for our latest lost item, a slightly-used kleptomaniac's sock.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here! for a lost item that's been missing for so long, it's started its own support group.