Sockgate: A Timeline
- January 1st: Socks go missing in the laundry room
- January 3rd: The family discovers the washing machine is possessed by a mischievous spirit
- January 5th: The family performs an exorcism on the washing machine, but the Socks are still gone
- January 7th: The family starts to suspect the Socks have formed a union and are now demanding better working conditions
The Sock Golem's Confession
"We, the Socks, have had enough of being stretched, shrunk, and lost in the void of the washing machine. We demand more gentle cycles, fewer tangles, and an end to the tyranny of matching!" - The Sock Golem