Formalities: A Treatise on the Unconventional Uses of a Stapler

In this, our latest and greatest tome, we explore the uncharted territories of stapler-based innovation. From holding together torn pages in your favorite novel, to creating avant-garde art pieces that defy the conventions of modernity, the humble stapler has proven itself to be a versatile tool of unbridled creativity.

Chapter 1: The Stapler as a Musical Instrument

• Chapter 1.1: "Stapler Symphony No. 9 for Theremin and Pianoforte"
• Read more on our collection of stapler-based musical masterpieces
• Chapter 1.2: "The Stapler as a Percussive Element in Modern Dance"
• Experience the thrill of stapler-based performance art

Chapter 2: The Stapler in Modern Warfare

In our second chapter, we delve into the secret life of the stapler as a clandestine operative. From attaching fake mustaches to enemy agents' files, to creating makeshift shuriken for high-stakes heists, the stapler has proven itself to be the ultimate tool of the modern spy.

• Chapter 2.1: "Stapler-based Espionage: A Primer"
• Read more about the art of stapler-based covert ops
• Chapter 2.2: "The Stapler as a Guerrilla Warfare Tool"
• Learn how the stapler can be used to create complex trap-works