Philosophy Ontologies

Exploring the Absurdity of Reality

On this subpage, we delve into the existential implications of ontology. Because, let's face it, the meaning of life is pretty much meaningless.

Here's a list of our favorite ontological conundrums:

• The Ontology of Spoons: A treatise on the inherent value of spoons as a fundamental aspect of human existence.
• The Ontology of Socks: A philosophical exploration of the existential crisis of losing a sock in the wash.
• The Ontology of Bread: A meditation on the meaninglessness of crustless existence.

Don't forget to check out our Ontological Syllabus for more philosophical musings.