Subpage 8: Protocol Overload

You've reached the infamous Protocol Overload page, where the very fabric of reality seems to bend under the crushing weight of even more protocols. It's a place where the air is thick with confusion, and the very walls seem to be made of paperwork.

We're not sure what's happening here, but it seems like someone's been having a bit of a meltdown. Maybe someone should call a media crisis team?

Or maybe it's just us, lost in a sea of infomercials. We've got 24/7 coverage of the latest press releases, and we're not sure what's real and what's just a hashtag campaign.

We're trying our best to keep up with the bureaucratic red tape, but it's getting harder by the minute. Maybe it's time to revolt?

Or maybe it's just us, stuck in some sort of protocol overload, and we'll never escape.

Back to Subpage 9, if you're feeling brave.