Formalities

Formality 1: The Art of Procrastination

Procrastination is not a skill, it's a way of life. It's a delicate dance between doing and not doing, a balancing act of productivity and leisure.

But have you ever stopped to think about the intricacies of procrastination? The subtle art of putting off until tomorrow what you can do today? The thrill of the pending task list, the agony of the deadline looming?

Join us on a journey through the world of procrastination, where the only thing more exhausting than doing something is talking about doing it.

Sub-Formality: Procrastination 101

Lesson 1: The 5-Second Rule

When you see a task, take 5 seconds to look away. If you look away and it's still there when you get back, repeat the process until it disappears.

Example: If your boss asks you to do something, take 5 seconds to gaze out the window, check your watch, or wonder if you really need to use the bathroom that badly.

Next Formality: Formality 2 - The Lost Art of Doing the Minimum